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触动

Friday, September 19th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

原以为只有在学校才需要见家长。
没想到当兵也要见家长。
原想不去,山高路远,锁事缠身,何况之前送他入伍已经去过一次,间隔不过十来日,而且当天就可以回家。
可是老大来电,说父母如果出席,午后就可以走人,否则,阿头会留他吃晚饭。
罢罢罢,只得放 (…)

围城

Saturday, September 13th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

与铁婆抵达札幌的千岁空港,等待入住机场酒店。
由于到得太早,酒店又限定只能下午3时才能check-in,只好四处闲逛溜跶。
幸亏千岁里头精彩无比,各类商店,鳞次栉比;衣食住行,样样都有。
走马看花绕了一圈,心中开始嘀咕,如此阵容摆场设施,一点 (…)

你会怎么做

Friday, September 5th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

如果你在用餐过后,发现收银员多找了你钱,你会怎么做?
你会诚实地马上把钱退还,还是暗自窃喜、收了就走?

如果你在路上,遇到一个倒卧在地上的潦倒醉汉,你会怎么做?
你是否会伸出援手?还是选择擦身而过,认为他活该?

如果你在超市排队付款,看到前面 (…)

你最好对我好一点

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

在咖啡店用餐的时候,看到两名捧咖啡和收碗的员工在吵架。
两个都是女的,那名操着外地口音的比较年轻,30不到。
本地的应该是接近建国一代。
外地的年轻气盛,咄咄逼人,骂得很凶。
本地的虽然白发苍苍,却也中气十足,不遑多让。
两人你来我往,寸土必争。 (…)

Studies have shown that almost 100% of men have visible penises – Part 2

Wednesday, August 27th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Little known fact: Sandra Bullock started out as a female Michael Jackson impersonator. 2) a unique analogy about online dating, or generally, the art of concocting a bizarre coincidence between the i (Read more...)

Studies have shown that almost 100% of men have visible penises – Part 1

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Studies have also shown that Taylor Swift is mostly about relationships and not about country music at all.  I’ve always viewed my life as a constant struggle to balance the lemons that get thro (Read more...)

existential crisis #3

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Ghostly booty   Back on the subject of yoga (because this series of short articles is not about having an existential crisis at all, and was never intended to), Saturday’s class was very tough. (Read more...)

existential crisis #2

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

There is this sweet old lady who sells curry puffs in the morning every tuesday and thursday under the bridge right outside  the train station. Question: Do I tell her that there is a homeless guy who (Read more...)

existential crisis #1

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Crisis: taking yoga lessons at a place that also simultaneously teaches zumba Zumba teacher next door:DON’T  BE AFRAID!! TOUCH YOURSELF!! TOUCH YOURSELF EVERYWHERE!! Yoga instructor in my class: (Read more...)

当兵最难过的事

Monday, August 18th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

小子不明白,一向外向,都独自出国旅游数次的哥哥怎么会突然想家。

道理其实简单,旅游和当兵虽然一样离家,可是本质不同,不能相提并论。
当一个人饱受折磨、失去自由的时候,往往就是他最想家的时候。
所以听到老大这么说,和在最近的一条简讯上写着:“ca (…)