Posts Tagged ‘Uncategorized’

你最好对我好一点

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

在咖啡店用餐的时候,看到两名捧咖啡和收碗的员工在吵架。
两个都是女的,那名操着外地口音的比较年轻,30不到。
本地的应该是接近建国一代。
外地的年轻气盛,咄咄逼人,骂得很凶。
本地的虽然白发苍苍,却也中气十足,不遑多让。
两人你来我往,寸土必争。 (…)

Studies have shown that almost 100% of men have visible penises – Part 2

Wednesday, August 27th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Little known fact: Sandra Bullock started out as a female Michael Jackson impersonator. 2) a unique analogy about online dating, or generally, the art of concocting a bizarre coincidence between the i (Read more...)

Studies have shown that almost 100% of men have visible penises – Part 1

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Studies have also shown that Taylor Swift is mostly about relationships and not about country music at all.  I’ve always viewed my life as a constant struggle to balance the lemons that get thro (Read more...)

existential crisis #3

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Ghostly booty   Back on the subject of yoga (because this series of short articles is not about having an existential crisis at all, and was never intended to), Saturday’s class was very tough. (Read more...)

existential crisis #2

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

There is this sweet old lady who sells curry puffs in the morning every tuesday and thursday under the bridge right outside  the train station. Question: Do I tell her that there is a homeless guy who (Read more...)

existential crisis #1

Monday, August 25th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

Crisis: taking yoga lessons at a place that also simultaneously teaches zumba Zumba teacher next door:DON’T  BE AFRAID!! TOUCH YOURSELF!! TOUCH YOURSELF EVERYWHERE!! Yoga instructor in my class: (Read more...)

当兵最难过的事

Monday, August 18th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

小子不明白,一向外向,都独自出国旅游数次的哥哥怎么会突然想家。

道理其实简单,旅游和当兵虽然一样离家,可是本质不同,不能相提并论。
当一个人饱受折磨、失去自由的时候,往往就是他最想家的时候。
所以听到老大这么说,和在最近的一条简讯上写着:“ca (…)

想家

Friday, August 15th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

老大终于入伍了。

第一晚,打电话回来报平安,说是长官交代的,语调轻松如常。
小子问他,“ 凶 ”吗?
老大答说还可以。
正遗憾说没看到他光头的样子,马上就有whatsApp进来。
打开一看,见老大一个大特写,光溜溜的头,故意挤眉弄眼的样子。
还能苦中作乐,顿 (…)

Back to the present

Monday, August 11th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by leleohead that originally appeared at Bulletproof.

I realized that not having the privilege to plan for the future gifts you with the precious realization of the present, if you get what I mean. There will always be a silver lining, no matter what.  I (Read more...)

3个钟

Monday, August 4th, 2014

This post is a reprint of a post by that originally appeared at 铁齿直断.

家里有3个时钟,竟然没一个准时的。

主人房是铁齿挂的。
开始的时候还好,后来好像是受到主人的影响,性子越来越急,竟然越走越快,总是快了10分钟。
说也奇怪,它也不贪心,就只快10分钟,不再增加。
久了也就惯了,由它。

孩子房的时钟归老大 (…)