香港龙舟嘉年华 270710

By , August 10, 2010 12:55 am

翌日,在办公室时,Alvin 打来,说,如果赢了新加坡部落格大奖,有无兴趣参加龙舟嘉年华的 “浴缸大赛”。同事当前,不假思索,便答应了。总不能让同事们说,我壮硕的体格(虽然比不过 最佳生活资讯得主 健身王 Darren,也自然比不过 “不可思议”的花旗副总 Peter),但总不愿承认自己不过是花瓶……

于是,答应了。

却在看到了报名表格时,呆了!

冷汗直冒,我都好几年没下水游泳了。但,我又怎能放弃一个在众国媒体前一展身手的机会呢? 于是,只好……

老实填啊!总不能说谎。但求一个 Unsure,能混过去,划浴缸!

可惜……

“锐伊,为了你的安全,我们还是决定……不让你下水划浴缸了。”

只好,好好当个 新媒体记者,cover 这项盛会!

不过,正所谓,塞翁失马,焉知非福!怎么个回事,请观看以下视频 —— 那可是锐伊独家版本哦!(也是 Peter 阴谋论所谓的失踪画面……)

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哈哈哈!

未能下水,真的不是坏事。在一旁,我看到了龙舟赛手为此项运动所付出的心血、热汗、热泪(我也在狂流汗,但我的汗,绝对比他们少了几公升……),也想起了 赛龙舟的意义 —— 龙舟赛事纪念的爱国诗人,屈原。

屈原,也为楚国鞠躬尽瘁,付出一切心血、热泪(+热汗),但最后因顷襄王听信谗言而被流放,无奈投河自尽。屈原自尽,并非全因为被流放,而是因为,他已心灰意冷。

唉!

……灵机一动。不。我们“坠河”的两名参赛者,可绝非因为对世态心灰意冷而选择坠河哦!我们可否记得,不可思议的Peter 和 模特儿女王 Priscilla 曾说,为引起媒体注意,要翻船?这有些……巧合哦。

也仔细看一看,Pete 停止划浴缸,“失去平衡”,船翻,Geck Geck 便和他一起坠河。这…………

于是,大家,请别相信 Peter 所谓的密谋翻船一说,那是幌子!哈哈!

好,那你们相信谁呢?Who do you believe? Peter or the Ever TRUTHFUL Elaine?

答案不言而喻,The answer is so obvious.

20 Responses to “香港龙舟嘉年华 270710”

  1. Jerome says:

    Hahaha … Pete said it didn’t he? “The strategy is to capsize so we get on TV” … 😀

  2. And Geck Geck says, “Its all well planned, I’m just going to follow his instructions…” 🙂

    Repeat the capsizing footage, and you will realise, Pete stopped rowing, tilt the boat, fell into water and then Geck Geck fell.

    We gotcha Pete!

  3. Aussie Pete says:

    OK – let’s get it straight… I stopped rowing to brace myself for impact! As for the comments before the race – I could tell the truth and say that it was a joke and was unrelated to the incident… Or I could continue with the conspiracy thought process and say that your technology is brilliant – to digitally input my image and voice to give the impression that I actually said those things… Either way, it’s an elaborate setup further enhanced by the video cutting… This is similar to what happened with the footage of the JFK assassination. Even I believed that lee Harvey Oswald acted alone… ‘Ms E’ and ‘Mr J’ – the truth will be further revealed and will set u free, my friends!!

    Now I can see the real reason that it took more than 2 weeks for this video to be released!! 🙂

  4. Jerome says:

    Oh boy this is getting interesting! Pete … it does actually look as if you were anticipating going over … why else would you stop to “brace myself for impact”? In any case, if you look at the photo of “Mr. A” on that day … he wasn’t dressed as your “discovered photo” with Mr. A in the water seems to show … plus … you did seem to be having quite a lot of fun in another photo, and why on earth would Geck Geck want to give you a high five? And, yes Elaine … why did it take more than 2 weeks for this video to be released??

  5. Aussie Pete says:

    Hmmm… So many questions, but not enough answers… The plot thickens – even ‘MR A’ changed clothes to throw me off the scent?

  6. LOLOL The video was late by more than 2 weeks thanks to a certain software which screwed up. I couldnt export the video and I had to redo it, just yesterday. I did it yesterday, amidst my crazy work schedule, just so the truth could come to light!

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